India - Tupono noa o te Whiwhi i Whakatakotoria

Au e ahau te haere ki te India mō te pakihi

Ringa wa i reira

Kua whakaaro tonu ahau o India rite ki te momo tikanga, na au e ahau miharo i te mea te reira te utu haere i roto i, me te ngana ki te wahia te kotahi-po tu i ahau i reira.

E te India i te nui o te ora po.

E kore kua ahau kua reira (ko ahau ia ka haere, kotahi te ra) ko ahau, aue, e te mana'o nei au e social circle social tohu e kia tino nui kia e ahau te mea i patua ki runga i te te pāpori whatunga mātanga, me te hanga ake i te porowhita pai o te Indian wahine me te tane te hunga e hiahia ana ki te whakairi i roto i ki a koutou te hapori, i te he koe i roto i te pa, me te tango i te reira i reira.

Whakatuwhera i whakatakoto i te wā kia tino tika tonu atu ki te mea ko koe te hapori proofed, me te ahau i whakaaro e kia tino uaua ki te e koe.

E kore e taea kitea tetahi po o te karapu. Tangata e matau ki te wahi e ratou. Kua ui ahau i te ton o te atekōkiri taxi. Ahau ara tutaki i te Ahitereiria te taata e noho ana i konei, a ka kahore clue te wahi ki te kitea te karapu po. Ano, i kite ahau i tino torutoru kotiro i roto i te i roto i te ra.

Ahau e kore e tika te kite ia ratou i hea.

Oati ahau kite ahau i ko eé mo nga kotiro.

e te mau metua vahine huna i a ratou tamahine? lol Ae ra, te marama, te kiri, ko te pai konei.

I roto i te mārena pānui (ae, kua ratou i konei, lol), te pānui whakaahua ratou, rite 'ataahua kiri'. Kua kite ahau i tino torutoru fair kiri iwi i konei. A ahau i roto i te te tai tokerau. I hohoro ahau, ka haere ki te tonga, i reira e mahara ratou ki te hei i te mumura. Kiri te kounga e kore te mea tino pai tenei kua kite ahau i. E kore ahau e mahara ki te ahua pouri kiri, engari te reira pinepine blotchy, me te ki te koha me te hanga a ratou te titiro rite to ratou kiri he paru. Aroha ana ahau ki Indian food, me au e mohio ana ahau i reira te he tino ātaahua te ahurea, engari i ahau i te iti hiahia ki te haere ki tetahi wahi, ki tonu i te whakatuwhera i te sewers, te malaria, korara, me te terrorism.

Toku matua keke, kua oti nei te reira maha nga wa, e ai ta ia te maha kite te iwi defecating i roto i te streets.

Kua ahau hoa e kua haere i reira, a i te wa nui, ko ahau ia ka haere i runga i India inaianei hoki. Aroha ana ahau ki Indian food, me au e mohio ana ahau i reira te he tino ātaahua te ahurea, engari i ahau i te iti hiahia ki te haere ki tetahi wahi, ki tonu i te whakatuwhera i te sewers, te malaria, korara, me te terrorism. Toku matua keke, kua oti nei te reira maha nga wa, e ai ta ia te maha kite te iwi defecating i roto i te streets. Kua ahau hoa e kua haere i reira, a i te wa nui, ko ahau ia ka haere i runga i te India inaianei hoki. E kore au e whakaae te reira te mea kahore sex i roto i te India. Whakamahia ahau ki te whai i te Indian hoa, he kaitākaro momo, a ka korerotia e ia ki reira i tino tei nei koe i mohio, a te wahi i haere koe. Koe e kore e haere ki te bang pīpī tatari mo te faaipoiporaa whakaritea, engari i reira a ka ki te hei i te tahi tākaro. Aroha ana ahau ki Indian food, me au e mohio ana ahau i reira te he tino ātaahua te ahurea, engari i ahau i te iti hiahia ki te haere ki tetahi wahi, ki tonu i te whakatuwhera i te sewers, te malaria, korara, me te terrorism.

Toku matua keke, kua oti nei te reira maha nga wa, e ai ta ia te maha kite te iwi defecating i roto i te streets.

Kua ahau hoa e kua haere i reira, a i te wa nui, ko ahau ia ka haere i runga i India inaianei hoki. E kore au e whakaae te reira te mea kahore sex i roto i te India. Whakamahia ahau ki te whai i te Indian hoa, he kaitākaro momo, a ka korerotia e ia ki reira i tino tei nei koe i mohio, a te wahi i haere koe.

Koe e kore e haere ki te bang pīpī tatari mo te faaipoiporaa whakaritea, engari i reira a ka ki te hei i te tahi tākaro.

I mohio ahau i te kotiro e noho ana i runga i roto i te India i te wā poto, a haere ana i runga i te rā ki te etahi ko eé. Ko ia hei mea e ki te hoatu e ratou ki a koe i te tauahi ratou i mahi rite ratou piro. A, no ratou ka haere ki te one i roto i te bikini, ko eé i te katoa e whātaretare mai, me te leering rite ratou hiahia e kore e kite i te i te hawhe-tahanga te wahine i roto i to ratou oraraa. Na kia korero ki a koutou te tahi mea.

Ahau au piri i te tupono pai o te whiwhi i whakatakotoria i roto i te India i te tahi atu manene i te toro.

Rawa i te tahi fakaetangatá āwhina chic i te Scandinavie e noho ana i reira, e kore e sex i roto i te marama(hmmm, pea tika ahau ki te upoko ki India, lol).

Kore e taea e ahau te whakapono te tangata kua whakahuatia Goa.

He mea e taea ki te whenua i te Indian chick? Ae, engari i te reira, ka tango i etahi wa, hoapā pāpori, me ia e hiahia ana i te fafauraa.

Haere ki te Goa.

Ko te reira ki tonu i te Russian te kotiro. Ko reira ano he ūnga rongonui i te UK. Inu Ingarangi pīpī ko te māmā. Indian ano hoki he ūnga rongonui no te Israelis, ratou katoa i te mutunga ake i roto i te Goa kia rite ki te pai. I roto i te tua, e koe te tiki i te ranunga pai o te tahi atu te Pākehā. E kore noa e, Tauaha, kua tino te ahu raau ahurea me beach rave rōpū, ahakoa i te rohe pirihimana e ngana ana ki te anganga i raro. Haere ki tetahi wahi o te Spanish coast ranei tetahi kariki island koe ki te hiahia koe.

Tona tata, me te iti.

E kore e meinga e te wahine tetahi iti palakuú kakato ranei, ahakoa. Me te wahi i ahau e mea te iwi kia haere ki te India tika ki te matau ki te inu Ingarangi pīpī.

E ranei tenei, e te pere roa, me te ururua o te wā

Ko reira noa TETAHI o nga kōwhiringa e ahau i te aroaro. Ki te patu i roto i te Mua, ko te Swedes, te Israelis me te Inia, i reira e tonu te inu Ingarangi pīpī. Te tangata i korero e pā ana ki Goa, na ko ahau te korero ki te iwi e pā ana ki te Goa scene. E kore ahau i rongo tetahi mea e pā ana ki Goa i mua i te tai'oraa i tenei, engari i muri i te mahi i te rangahau iti, titiro te reira rite te nui faafaaearaa pa. Ngā mihi hoki tenei matamata. E kore ahau i rongo tetahi mea e pā ana ki Goa i mua i te tai'oraa i tenei, engari i muri i te mahi i te rangahau iti, titiro te reira rite te nui faafaaearaa pa. Ngā mihi hoki tenei matamata. Ko te reira i mau atu i te pa. Ko te reira i te katoa o te āhua e whakamahia ana ki te waiho i te pōtukīhi koroni noa i te s. Te rota o te rerekē one ake me te i raro i te tai. He tau i ma'iri a'enei, tarukino ka pupü mai beach rave rōpū i te tikanga, engari i nga mea kua calmed iho he moka.

Te mahi i te google search mo Arjuna Beach, Tauaha matakite, Viator beach.

ka kite koe i te aha ko reira rite. Ko tenei ehara toku pou ki te whiwhi i te whai wāhi ki te, engari i reira te kahore he take ki te patu i te iwi, ano he Tangata e pā Ana ki. I reira noa te pōhēhē i runga i te pou e te katoa.

Aroha ana ahau ki Indian food, me au e mohio ana ahau i reira te he tino ātaahua te ahurea, engari i ahau i te iti hiahia ki te haere ki tetahi wahi, ki tonu i te whakatuwhera i te sewers, te malaria, korara, me te terrorism.

Toku matua keke, kua oti nei te reira maha nga wa, e ai ta ia te maha kite te iwi defecating i roto i te streets. Kua ahau hoa e kua haere i reira, a i te wa nui, ko ahau ia ka haere i runga i India inaianei hoki. Tauaha ko te whakamataku i te wahi ki te haere i te marama o oketopa ki te paenga-whāwhā. E kore e pera te pai na, ka rite ki te tīmata te reira ki te tiki i te tino wera. Te kore i roto i te India te haere i te reira ki te kia uaua ki te tiki i whakatakotoria. Ki te mea ko koe i muri i te Indian chic, bet pai ko te tiketike-mutunga, karapu e ahu ki te kia i roto i te star hotels, ranei te rohe e kitea e koe e i te hunga hotels me wharekai. I roto i te Mumbai e ahau te tamata i te wahi torutoru i roto i Juhu. Te kōtiro i konei ahu ki te kia tino westernized, na, kia whai koe ki te hoatu ki runga ki posh taonga Inia.

Te kore ki te kore e koe fussed e pā ana ki te iwi, e rapu ana koutou i ex-pat, me te haere momo wahi o nei i reira e maha i roto i te matua, pa tata ki te tūruhi te rore.

Haere ki tetahi wahi o te Spanish coast ranei tetahi kariki island koe ki te hiahia koe.

Tona tata, me te iti.

E kore e meinga e te wahine tetahi iti palakuú kakato ranei, ahakoa.

Kua tae mai te Spanish island o Ibiza, me te ki te kariki Motu i te tau whakamutunga, me te yup, taranata o Ingarangi pīpī (tāne) i reira. E rave rahi o te British pīpī mau i pai kikokore, tinana, engari torutoru i pai mata. I roto i te kariki Islands, wareware e pā ana ki te whiwhi kariki kotiro.

He ratou tino tino, me te tāwāhi rapu ana koutou, heoi kihai ratou i hoatu ki te tangata iwi ke te wa o te ra.

Te tangata tetahi wheako ki te kariki kotiro. I roto i te Mumbai e ahau te tamata i te wahi torutoru i roto i Juhu. Te kōtiro i konei ahu ki te kia tino westernized, na, kia whai koe ki te hoatu ki runga ki posh taonga Inia. I te whakamutunga i te Atua-whakatara i te mea e hiahia ana ahau ki te mahi ki te he, he Posh Westernized Indian Chick. Tūpono ahau ētahi o ēnei i te karapu. Te torutoru nga patu i roto i te India (me he tino ruarua) he utu. Whakatangi noa ahau ano he kuao ki te tiki i roto i.

Anake enei 'posh' taonga kotiro e nehenehe e aufau i te reira.

Me te whakawhirinaki ki ahau, e koutou e ui ki a koe, he aha koe te rere i te ara katoa a tawhio noa te ao ki te tiki i te taua American-Princess bitchy-ti'ae, anake i roto i te Quickie-Mart nako. Ka e ahau he atekōkiri ki te pei i ahau a tawhio noa, Delhi, me te whakaatu ki ahau i te pae hoki haora hoki (ko te pānui i te raruraru, i te tahi mau mea e utu) - Utu Hotels (te anake te tika, te wahi ki te noho i te ranei star hotels. Tetahi mea iti me whai koe i te tupono noa o te whiwhi koutou shit tahaetia, ranei i te moenga, rawa paru ki te moe i roto i te) - Pouri culture. Te iwi he tino te pouri. Te reira i te vibe e ngā i roto i te rangi. Kua ahau ki te atu rawakore i te whenua (pērā i Thailand me te Philippines) te wahi i te iwi, he pono hari. E kore i roto i te India. I roto i te Mumbai e ahau te tamata i te wahi torutoru i roto i Juhu. Te kōtiro i konei ahu ki te kia tino westernized, na, kia whai koe ki maka ki runga ki posh taonga Inia. I te whakamutunga i te Atua-whakatara i te mea e hiahia ana ahau ki te mahi ki te he, he Posh Westernized Indian Chick. Tūpono ahau ētahi o ēnei i te karapu. Te torutoru nga patu i roto i te India (me he tino ruarua) he utu. Whakatangi noa ahau ano he kuao ki te tiki i roto i. Anake enei 'posh' taonga kotiro e nehenehe e aufau i te reira. Me te whakawhirinaki ki ahau, e koutou e ui ki a koe, he aha koe te rere i te ara katoa a tawhio noa te ao ki te tiki i te taua American-Princess bitchy-ti'ae, anake i roto i te Quickie-Mart nako. Aue, e te tangata e tetahi o te funniest mea kua ahau ake te pānui i runga i tēnei pae. A, no te ko ahau i roto i te Rio, e o te taua take i ahau kahore moni i roto i te aufauraa i te taupoki ki te tiki i roto i tetahi o te hunga i patu te wahi i te taonga Brazilians rōpū, ahakoa i te kotiro i te wera. E kore ahau e mahara, ka utua e ahau ki te tiki ki te karapu i roto i te u. s, na kahore he ara i ahau te mahi i te reira i roto i te whenua ke. Okotahi anake he ki te mea he tuwhera te pae katoa te po.

Ka noho i roto i te (Mumbai) India mo toku katoa i te roa o te tau taea noatia tenei ra, i ahau ki te whakaae ki te Rōpū i te Wā o te aromatawai.

piri ki te fucked ake ngā tikanga pāpori tikanga konei ki te whai i te pere i whiwhi i whakatakotoria mō te kore utu. Te reira i tino nui te kēmu o te whakapaua me te upping te tahi atu te iwi. Ko te hinengaro i muri i tenei ko te Hindu kaipakuha pūnaha (ai i te TANE te tangata e utua ana), me te whakaoti i whakakino mo te tangatatanga, te rawa o te wahine - e coddled i whanau ki te mate e kore e hiahia ana tino koe ki te whakapau i tetahi tautooraa i roto i te tetahi mea. Tenei ko te aha i te bitchiness tikanga o te faturaa mai na fakanatula ki te nuinga o ratou. Te iwi e whanau i roto i te s a muri ake mōhio ohaoha, engari rawa torutoru e te mau individualists - no te mea te parau mau, ko te kaipakuha pūnaha tonu te kaha me te tangata e matau ana, me te tango i te reira, ano he homai. Ki te hoatu i te reira i roto i te tirohanga, ki te koe i te taata nei i ka whiwhi i -x i tō ā-tau EBITDA hei kaipakuha ki te tākaro koe i te ture (e kore e waiho tana kairautanga) no te aha e tamata koe ki te tiki i whakatakotoria i mua i waho o te faaipoiporaa. I reira ko te tokoiti iti o te mau individualists o te akoranga - engari kāore te nuinga o ratou, he poauau. Ki te iti haere hoki ratou i te tahi atu i to ratou whiriwhiri i te momo o te Western music (te nuinga o te kamaka, whakarewa ranei, hip hop), me te noatia whakapono i roto i te 'ōrite', me te āwhina i te iwi rawakore. Enei iwi e rite ki te hippies o India - rawakore (ahakoa rite ratou ki te karanga ia ratou o te piha haapiiraa waenganui). Nga mea e huri i engari ka waiho te reira te pai tau i teie nei i te itinga rawa mō te pāpori kunenga ki te mata o te iteraa i te uara takitahi kōwhiringa. He pai te hoa o toku nei he kēmu mīharo pau - marama i roto i te India, me te taka ki te tiki i te kotahi te takoto. E mohio ana ki a ia, e te maere. Te taata cleans ake nga whenua i haere ia ki te. Ko te India ko te e taea ki te anganga.

Hiahia ahau te tīpoka i te reira mō te kotiro.